week one, done

First, before i say anything I would like to say that we are 25% done with boot camp. We were on time and did the best that we could.

Second, i would like to say that my platonic wife aka Janine is an f-ing rock star. I don't know how she does it, but she does. Round of applause, please.

Trainer 2....you deceived us. Your smile and cheerfulness led us to believe that you generally cared and weren't going to push us to the point of death. We were wrong. You put your boot camp hat on today and counter that with the swarms of insects and sunshine, it made for a crap-your-pants workout. (no one crapped their pants, but if it was socially acceptable im sure some of the folks in the class would have)

We started with our run (still hate running) and then moved up to step ups on some park benches. I may or may not have acted like i may or may not have known what was going on, in order to skip this one. Next to Torture 101. It was a set up like a circuit, with four cones in each corner. The objective was to do 15-20 reps of a designated exercised then another moving exercise to get to the next cone.

FML

It is not fair, no, scratch that, it is not humane to make people do that many exercises. Squats, lunges, side planks, mountain climbers (pretty name for an ugly thing), speed skaters... I am feeling muscles in my body I don't think i am supposed to feel. My elbows! Are they even supposed to hurt?

A good friend said that I need to eat healthy and it will help with my workouts. Hello???? I only work out hard core so I can do whatever I want. Otherwise, what's the point? jk jk

i am sure Janine will be putting up a post soon. It might come across Stephen Hawking style since I highly doubt she will be able to use any muscle groups for a bit.

(don't get your panties in a bunch over the Stephen Hawking thing, He is on wife number 2 i am sure he is doing something right in life, Heyo!)