Week two- Wed

Best Friends!!!!!!!

Today was pretty much workout with a partner day. Guess who my partner was!? That's right, my platonic wife Evelyn. I bet she wishes she had a better partner...at one point she commented on my performance today saying it was, "sub par"...I know right!?

I thought wearing my Gibbons School 1992 lip synch shirt (what what!) would give me the inspiration I needed today. Instead, it just made me look like an out of shape person in an, "lookatmycoolretroshirtthatisn'tfakevintage" shirt.



"CCCHHHHIIIIICAAAAGGGGOOOOOOO"- Evelyn

We teamed up and one of us had to follow the other and mirror everything they did. Evelyn was the leader and I had to chase her around the field doing high knees, sprints, butt kicks and grapevines. The second we started doing grapevines, Evelyn starts singing/screaming,"CCCHHHHIIIIICAAAAGGGGOOOOOOO." I laugh so hard I stop what I am doing, the trainer glares at us then busts out laughing. Evelyn says,"I always feel like I am performing when we do this, I can't help it." Amazing.

Throughout this drill, I kept repeating, "I hate you." over and over again. This was directed at Evelyn not because she was doing anything wrong, but because she was merely alive and making me move.

"Bessst frieeends!!!"- Evelyn
We had lay across from each other with our feet touching and do sit ups. On our way up, we had to give a double high five to each other. Of course, we act like children and laugh everytime we come up to touch hands. Evelyn yells, "Bessst frieeends!!!!" everytime we sit up. More dirty looks from trainer.

"We have never been this close before."-Evelyn

This drill consisted of Evelyn on the ground and me standing. While she lowers to do a push up, I had to jump over her body. Then she raises into a downward dog position and I had to army crawl under her body. Then we switched places. Evelyn rocked it and I could barely move. This drill also produced the following quote from Evelyn to me. "You would never make it in the army."


"Essskimooo RAAAAAAAANDY"-Janine

I have been on an Aziz Ansari kick lately and througout the session today I would start yelling, "Essskimmmmoooo RAAAAAAANDY" out of nowhere. I can't explain why.


"Kill me"-Janine
I said this to myself. No one heard me say this. No one heard me say this because we were running up a hill and I was so far behind I could not see a human for miles.