10 hours until bootcamp

Evelyn and I have been friends for a couple of years now. Over the past two years we have had a ridiculous amount of fun. We have made a few good choices, but normally, we make some pretty shitty (amazing) choices, most I can not discuss on the Internet. Joining bootcamp was my brilliant idea. Evelyn, I apologize now for the next four weeks. Please don't hate me.

My body is made up of small bones and fat and about .001% muscle content. I am sore for two days after folding laundry. (I don't fold laundry, I know I am not fooling anyone) Okay, for real though, my muscles are sore for days after playing drinking games.

The thought alone of waking up at 5:30am is scaring me.

I.am.going.to.die.