End of Week one

I apologize to our two loyal followers that I did not update yesterday, for it was a hectic day.

Our last session of week one was today and I being the complete moron that I am, did not go to bed until 12:30AM. I woke up at 5:20, got dressed and sat outside and waited for Evelyn. I must have looked completely insane...I was sitting on my front steps, eating the tiniest bites of a pop tart with the most horrible look on my face. Once again, I prayed that Ev was not going to pick me up but of course, I looked up and there was her little red mercedes.

I was having some internal pain today and of course it was our hardest session yet. I swear to god that our trainer was not loved enough as a child, she was brutal. She had us doing some insane drills and I truly believe was withholding water on us on purpose. I was struggling big time and at one point everyone was at the respective "stations" doing their drills and I am pretty sure I was laying down on the field staring at the sky praying for a piece of space trash to fall out and impale my face.



I pushed through and somehow made it and I only consumed three bugs today! Ev and I left, I got home and called into work for a half day and went back to bed.(fail)



Everyday tasks have become ridiculously difficult for me. Running to catch a train because you are 4 hours late for work blows. I don't think I will be doing my hair for the next month because I can not lift my arms. Even, washing my hair, I have taken to putting the shampoo/conditioner into my hand and rubbing my head into my hand. Leaning over to answer the phone sucks, bending over is completely out of the question. If I drop something, I just kick it around until I don't have to look at it anymore. Walking down stairs has become awful as well, I hate them.



I would also like to give a shout out to my girl Ev. She has been kicking total ass, she looks amazing as well. I don't know how she can see through all the sweat on her face. I imagine that burns...

We have been throwing around the idea of incorporating videos to our blog. I apologize ahead of time for the way I look and I will do my best to keep the profanity to a minimum.